If you listen carefully, you can hear the old-school coffee machine whimpering in fear.. Its NEW!! Its SHINY!! Its terribly environmentally unfriendly!! But sooooo convenient, fast and always fresh! This bad boy coffee machine makes a cup of coffee in about 10 seconds. It doesn't use anything nasty...

If a waiter stopped by right now to take your order, what cocktail or drink are you having? "I'll have a quint, non-fat latte. Yes, that's five shots. No, I'm not on any heart medication. Yes, I have health insurance. Will I sign your waiver? Sure.."

Some days I'm good and just have one coffee in the morning. Other days, like today ~ faced with editing atrocious looking documents for work, warrant a second coffee beverage. The first is almost always hot, the second cold. Yum. Watching the chocolate drip down the sides of the glass is kind of...